cemented

smashed, plastered, wasted, drunk, pissed, wankered, shitfaced.

I went to a party last night and got cemented!!!

by Sian and Celia September 26, 2007

Cement

Buzzword of 2009.
Has replaced other colloquialisms such as "wicked and "cool"
(1) Used as an adjective to describe a place person or thing in a positive light.
(2) Used to describe cohesiveness between two places persons or things.

(1) "Dude, I saw you pick up Samantha Addison... That shit was Cement!"

(2) "Yeah man, me and my bro are fucking cement"

by strongbad009 January 18, 2009

Cemented

When taking drugs, you stick to one spot and become floored.

That guy at the rave is cemented.

by Cemented February 12, 2018

Cement

1.extremely hot weather; caliente

Man its 98 degrees outside.
I know right! its mad cement outside

by Mike Liriano March 29, 2009

Cement

An alternative to the F word.

Sometimes you just gotta say Cement it!. The city is so gentrified, it's cemented. Cement this.

by 3gmaxud September 14, 2014

cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008

cement head

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 14, 2007