He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
by lolwut484793ue3j February 18, 2005
1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.
2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
by F41R September 3, 2021
by giorgioSF December 11, 2009
Guy #1: Carefully place your mixed drink on the edge of the table and it falls! Oh, Shit! It's falling
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
Guy #2: "Oh, My Cell Phone!"
by ChadBalmworth February 21, 2013
A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009
L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008
To lend your cell phone charger to someone.
Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.
Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.
"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."
by cmac095 December 7, 2011