celejaculation 

-noun

1. a moment of such unbridled happiness in celebration that it causes uncontrollable ejaculation.

2. The act or process of an abrupt, exclamatory utterance, usually in circumstances of unusual fervor and elation.

When I found out how much money I actually have in my checking account, I had a total celejaculation!

celejaculation by sdcubby April 12, 2011

Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.

1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.

Crejaculation by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011

Premature EleJaculation 

The act of getting out of the elevator just because the door opens and not because you arrived at your selected floor.

Damn! Where am I? This is not my floor! I prematurelly elejaculated! It's a case of premature Elejaculation!

Premature EleJaculation by King Of The Underworld June 10, 2011