Guy (to a girl): "You're so pretty...you're such a chelcey!"
Girl: "No I'm not, I have a big butt, and blah blah blah..."
Guy: "Whatever, you so are a chelcey"

chelcey by Captfantastic29 January 19, 2008

celsey

the most amazing girl you will ever meet.
shes smart.beautiful.sexy.clever.
she is not the spawn of satan.
boys want her.
she gets a lot of boys.
Jacob is madly in love with her.
he worships her.

"Omg who is that girl? Her name must be celsey."

"wow dude i was with a celsey last night, it was the best night in my life."

celsey by C.C.C. April 25, 2009

celey

Is often used by hockey players. Is short for celebration.

You should have seen my celey after i went bar down on that bender goalie!

Alexander Ovechkin had a sick celey after he scored his 50th goal!

When i score, my celey is to always do the canoe or to ride the pony.

celey by hockey1313 January 18, 2010

celsey

-a person that sucks slot of penis
-is a spawn of satan
-will fail in life
-also known to be a lesbian

"dude i swear the girl i was with was a celsey"

" hey why dont you pull a celsey?"

jesus fought an army of celseys in the Nile river

celsey by airguiarkid March 1, 2009

Celney

soft person who loves BTS

hey Celney

Celney by softiecny November 23, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026