cbf

A term used frequently out of laziness, it means "can't be fucked" or "couldn't be fucked" and in some cases "can be fucked" depending on the context.

For instance..
"I cbf going to the movies"
would be "can't be fucked"

and..
"I cbf getting up for work yesterday."
would be "couldn't be fucked"

where as..
"I'll go when I cbf"
would be "can be fucked"

Guy 1: CBF is awesome, shaving off a whole 10 letters. It lets me say things like "I cbf getting up" or shorten down on chat even more like.. "I cbf, ttyl".
Guy 2: Yeah, or "I cbf using a condom when fucking your sister."
Guy 1: ...

by XenoX101 July 27, 2005

CBF

Chronic Bitch Face: A condition that causes a person's default face to be that of a bitch. People with this condition appear intimidating and angry most of the time.

1: That girl hates me. She always looks pissed off when I see her.
2: Nah, she just has CBF.

by enemyghost July 06, 2012

cbf

can't be fucked
eg: "i cbf going to work"

can sometimes be used as "can be fucked"
eg: "i'll come around when i cbf"

by ftc May 08, 2003

CBF

abbr. - Stands for Chump Bitch Face. A derogatory term commonly used as a put down.

Don't you just hate that Joe? I can't stand when he comes around! He is such a CBF!

by ShiftyCapone February 05, 2010

CBFS

Can't Be Fucked Syndrome, also known as the lower case form cbfs. It is caused by lazy people who do nothing nearly all the time, then it can lead to where they can't be fucked anymore so they just do nothing hence CBFS the cure is committing to do something, but if somebody has an extensive case of it, good luck to you; and it is very contagious

(teacher): why haven't you done your homework?
(kid): Because i have CBFS.

(boss): oi peter why haven't you come into work today?
(peter): because i have CBFS that's why

by mastrix8 June 16, 2011

CBF

Co-ordinated Bean Flick - an organised session of bean flicking among females, whether friends or otherwise. A 'conductor' is generally required to lead proceedings and maintain a steady rhythm.

Screw this tap dancing crap, let's go have a CBF girls!

by WGHCBF May 18, 2011

cbf

When you literally "can't be fucked."

CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.

by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag January 18, 2011