Cavite

A Province in Southern-Central Luzon also Reffering to Cavite City

Ang Pangit ng mga Lalaki sa Tagaytay,Cavite🤮

by Droit May 22, 2024

Cavite

A fucking hellish landscape located south of Manila, in the CALABARZON region. Going to this place will land your chances of being killed up to 90%, especially if you live on its second largest city Bacoor. This province is a no-go, going there is considered an insult to the provinces of Rizal, Laguna and Quezon. Going there will expose you to unheard dangers and tons of drug addicts walking down the streets. PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THIS PROVINCE, I BEG YOU!

Rizaleno: Holy shit, that bitchass is going to Cavite!
Laguneno: Ew, imagine going to that fucking joke of a province.
Quezonian: Lmao, I hope he's ready to fucking perish.
Kalakhang Manileno: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by melancholyishere April 4, 2024

Cavatellitine

The time of year when Pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to The Flying Spaghetti Monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.

All hail his Almighty Noodliness at Cavatellitine. His noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
For he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
Ramen

by Davey McGoon October 12, 2016

Anal Cavity

Something that white dudes enjoy shoving various obejects in and out of when they get together in groups. They call it "hazing" or "palling around". Everyone else calls it "gay".

Tyler: Hey bro! Get the guys together this Saturday. Anal cavity time!
Bryson: Yea, Bro! Saturday is for the boys!

by analbeads4ever July 31, 2020

cavity

The one word you never want to hear in a dentist's office. A cavity develops when a tooth decays or breaks down by bacteria. It is a hole that can grow bigger and deeper over time, even if you brush and floss regularly. If you have a cavity, it's important to get it repaired, as brushing and flossing will not remove away the cavity. If left untreated, it can cause a lot of pain and discomfort. It can spread to the root area and cause an abscess (infection). This infection can then spread throughout the head and cause severe damage. If this goes untreated, it could even cause death.

Patient: "Well, how are my teeth, Doc?"
Dentist: "Oh, my! Son, you have a cavity! Looks like I need to numb your teeth and put a very big drill to remove the soft part of your teeth. Don't worry. You won't feel a thing."
Patient: "Lies!"

by pictouch March 19, 2013

boner cavity

The natural fold in jeans near the crotch which helps guys conceal their boner.

Dude, I am glad my boner cavity was so roomy yesterday during band practice.

by slumdogmultithousandaire January 19, 2015

cavitha

Can be found onland or offland. If onland usually a subset of the homosapiens. If offland, a type of frog. What has interested researchers to date is that both types of cavitha's have similar characteristics. Big bulbous eyes (rolling in their sockers)and a squat figure. The homosapien kind have big foreteeth and round nose.

wow look at that cavitha on that lillypad

by sintoe March 24, 2008