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cavese by webster230 December 8, 2009
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Sir Digby Chicken Caeser
A hilrious character from the popular tv show "That Mitchell and Webb look".
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby is a poor man from a rich family who along with his sidekick hobo friend Ginger, set out to save humanity from his arch nemisis, whom is unknown to Sir Digby himself....
Whilst on their quests, the pair pick-pocket, drink, spew, attack people at random if they give off any hint of being Sir Digby's nemisis and causing an utter mess.
After a short introduction to the story, Sir Digby will introduce his episode with a quote such as "On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!" (followed by dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dun diddle dah de dah de dah de dah dee dahhh!!)
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "The story so far: As usual, Ginger and I are engaged on our quest to find out what the hell is going on and save humanity from my nemesis, some bastard who is presumably responsible!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser: "I believe we are looking for a menstruating child who is waterproof to a depth of fifty meters!"
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser by Jaykardeee February 7, 2010
Cunty Cavemen
Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.
Cunty Cavemen by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014
cavemen
Most people think that cavemen were simple and stupid creatures but its actually the opposite.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
cavemen by DX Roberts July 5, 2009
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caeser salad by Bohdar November 14, 2013
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