cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 15, 2019

cakebaker

someone who is always with their signifcant other; more effort than just sex

Marty Schumm was being a cakebaker all night.

by Larry Thomas January 5, 2009