caulkner

An intelligent gay man who embodies both literary talent and carpentry wiz.

(used words: cock, caulk, and great literary mind William Faulkner)

"Look at that caulkner boy buildin' those cute shelves to put all the books he wrote on"

by wmayes August 21, 2008

Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

by Bootbaghandle June 5, 2010