TheCatDoctor's definitions

CatNap

A short, calming nap...
Also the name of a mentally unstable killer toy, taking the appearance of a stuffed purple cat, who worships a God-like claw entity and is responsible for the mass killings inside a toy factory and orphanage on August 8th, 1995.

Bubba Bubbaphant: please, help us go to sleep, CatNap!

by TheCatDoctor May 6, 2024

Neru

A fat and/or obese cat from the American bombay breed. Usually female, she has very soft, black fur. This cat is always hungry and will eat anything EXCEPT broccoli. She also hates other cats, but loves a good snuggle with the humans for when it's bed time.

Neru, share the can food with the rest of your siblings; it's not all for you!

by TheCatDoctor June 27, 2020