catifesto 

Political or artistic declaration of a cat's or group of cats' principles and intentions.

My cats stole my favorite pen to write their catifesto.

catifesto by emofkell August 22, 2011

catbestos 

That cat fur that triggers allergies on people.

- Man why am I getting allergies everytime I head to your house?
+ Buddy that’s the catbestos from my cat.

catbestos by Fuch naut August 27, 2021