catelligence

The kind of intelligence possessed by a lolcat.

Mr. Q is very sorry to have insulted your kitty's catelligence by implying it has no grammar skills.

catelligence by Mr. Q. January 9, 2008

Cuntelligence 

Intelligent but in a cunty fashion

Cuntisha displays high levels of cuntelligence in class

Cuntelligence by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ)

A total score derived from a set of standardized tests or subtests designed to assess human cuntelligence

Cuntisha has a Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) of 222
That truly is off the charts

Cuntelligence Quotient (CQ) by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Carteligence agent 

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels

My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.

Carteligence agent by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025