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catch me fuck me's 

The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.
Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.
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Catch me fuck me's 

The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.

Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.

Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?

Because they're comfortable!

But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
Catch me fuck me's by KState Legend December 10, 2010

catch me fuck me's 

Prison term for plain white underpants or extremely tight pants or shorts.
That punk in C-dorm wuz wearing them catch me fuck me's, so I grabbed him and gave him a big kiss. Then I left a twinkie and a cold soda on his bunk, to say thanks.
catch me fuck me's by Signal 20 October 7, 2006

catch me fuck me shorts 

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.
Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026