cat fag 

Someone who really really loves cats.

Sheldon is a cat fag

cat fag by Ilovecatstodeath March 18, 2016

cat faggot 

A person who enjoys intercourse with cats of the same sex.

John is a real cat faggot, I caught using his catbox yesterday.

cat faggot by Bunger March 22, 2005

cat faggot 

a guy who likes cats and tries to date flowers

You know Steve? He's a cat faggot.

cat faggot by Robert Oppenheimer October 18, 2008

Faggot Cat 

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat

Faggot Cat by Telephony May 29, 2016