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cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).
John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual
cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018

cartisexual 

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)
me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual
cartisexual by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

Cartisexual 

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!
Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.
Cartisexual by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

cartisexual 

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of ā€œthe boysā€
Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

Cartisexual 

You have an attraction to Playboi carti but you are straight
I’m not gay, I’m cartisexual
Cartisexual by Sosasgff December 16, 2021

cardisexual 

being attracted to cardi b sexy ass šŸ˜šŸ˜©.
cardi b is so fine i think i’m coming out as cardisexual
cardisexual by Itsthebobforme July 28, 2021
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