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Carrot Top 

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.
Carrot Top by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

carrot top 

a shite comic who lives in the rich area of Winter Park.
Somebody get Carrot Top off the air, please.
carrot top by KRHimself October 24, 2004

Carrot Top 

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?
Carrot Top by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Carrot Top 

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"
Carrot Top by Alfonso The Pure April 11, 2006

Carrot Top 

Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
She bad?”
“Ye.”
Carrot Top by The Man of Top March 13, 2019

Carrot top 

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
Carrot top by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019