carpet bagging

A female sporting large & hairy outer labia puts that labia on ones face, often a in a prank like manner. Carpet bagging is similar to the male act of tea bagging.

Jeff refused to kiss Jill before fisting her, later that night she ambushed him with a suffocating act of carpet bagging. Jill got her revenge!

by steve steamer February 1, 2008

Carpet-bagging

The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.

by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012

carpet bag

The act of inserting one's scrotum into the vagina. Like a teabag for the vagina.

Dude, I can't believe you managed convince that girl that you should carpet bag her.

by Bleeding Kidneys August 2, 2006

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019