carpet butter 

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

carpet butter by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

Peanut butter carpet 

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

Peanut butter carpet by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

peanut butter in the carpet 

After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.

My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.

peanut butter in the carpet by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008

carpet bitter

A slang term used to address that a female is a lesbian.

Jessica from California is a carpet bitter

carpet bitter by Joe Barnet November 14, 2007