Carpet Ass
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Carpet Ass by Johnny Hurts July 31, 2008
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carpet ass
carpet ass by [c0x0r] November 14, 2004
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Carpet Ass
If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!
Carpet Ass by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006
ass carpet
'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'
ass carpet by Something_Vague July 15, 2007
ass carpet
ass carpet by PD&JG July 31, 2007
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