caroling danker Share definition Flag A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher. Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie. caroling danker by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016 Get the caroling danker mug.