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telemarketer caroling
the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010
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Carolina stove top
The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.
Carolina stove top by BFG Arebeekay January 26, 2017
Carolina
A beautiful girl who make you feel special. You stay up all night just to talk to her. You get confused how a girl can look so gorgeous. She has stunning eyes. If she likes you back, then you will do anything for her because she is so special. There is no girl as perfect as her
I love Carolina
Carolina Clam Bake
After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
Carolina Clam Bake by *samIam* February 28, 2013
caroliny
Has a fine ass really smart and beautiful and they are mostly great dancers and as well have a great personality
caroliny by Jackline201 January 19, 2017
Carolina
A very sweet girl. She will always love and care for you. If she says she loves you she means it from the bottom of her heart. She will always be there for you even she has to get hurt. She will never leave your side. She will be shy at first but once you get to know her she is outgoing and kind.
Friend : Hey Caro can I talk to you?
Carolina: Yea for sure what's up at
Friend: There is some people being mean to me and I can't do anything about it
Carolina : dont let them get to you I got you and if this ever happens again tell them they will have to talk to me first
Carolina: Yea for sure what's up at
Friend: There is some people being mean to me and I can't do anything about it
Carolina : dont let them get to you I got you and if this ever happens again tell them they will have to talk to me first
Carolina by orlando2322 January 21, 2019
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