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carole jo 

An Uber Artistic-Way Cool Chic Chick who Loves to entertain but not overly dramatic sexpot of a Woman. Much more than a M.I.L.F.- the kind your mother warned you about but you always hoped to meet someday.
“You know Andy Warhol was so Carole Jo !!”

“I think that some of Picasso’s early art was modeled in the essence of Carole Jo”

“Oh most definitely I agree!”
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Joan Of Carol 

a lady who likes to be awkward. Awkward is just her passion. She is eye candy to her hubby Mike, but aparently Sunny Colour is also eye candy to Mike, I mean after all, Sunny and Mike DID have 6 kids together. Joan Of also tends to get bit by raging, rope-breaking pit bulls. She is also a master at the sign language for Awkwardness. She also tends to favor dogs. Even if one dog (shannon) is waaayyy cuter then the other (oliver). But you know what? IM NOT GONNA LIE. So, you can just bring it.
Hey, Whats goin on? i like to party!
oh she is such a Joan Of!
Joan Of Carol
Joan Of Carol by okshawty April 24, 2010

joseph carone 

A boy with a Tiny dick that dates girls taller then him
joseph carone tried fucking me but I couldn't feel it
joseph carone by Joseph John carone November 19, 2019

Joseph Carone 

A kid that will penetrate ur mom and sisters pussy. Dont fuck wit him or he will unleash his inner minster
If u see Joseph Carone coming make sure ur family is locked in a basement
Joseph Carone by Big Daddy Mini November 25, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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