An FBI Be Gone Spray is an special spray made from REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED. Typically brought from your local back ally at
3:00 A.M from the cashier (Typically in full black in a really fucking large
ass conspicuous smoke
cloud risking
death from asphyxiation). Be careful, the homeless bite! The spray typically melts ones eyes and rips their fingers in half, causing extreme and violent pain. Usually screams and satisfying pops
mean the spray is working. To add to the fun, it lights human flesh on fire and causing the pain receptors to go haywire. Effects may include, sound barrier breaking screams, extreme pain, loss of eyesight, melting alive, body bruising,
blood gushing, REDACTED, being ripped apart, suffering indefinably even after
death, satisfying pops and breaks :D, REMOVED, altering of brain
chemistry, bone position, skin, muscles, and about fucking everything about your body composition, you'
ll be a pile of unidentifiable slop in a matter of seconds. Used by many cool kids to get rid of their FBI agent for a epic TikTok trend that all the cool kids are doing. You should try one day! 😎
FBI: *shatters door very loudly and screams FBI OPEN UP for no apparent reason what so ever* Your under arrest, for multiple counts of child molestation and rape, genocide, human trafficking and child sex trafficking, terrorism, and torture!
Cool Kid: nuh-
uh *proceeds to use FBI Be
Gone Spray*
FBI: *liquefies*
FBI: *is goned*
Cool Kid: Now this will do well on TikTok! *proceeds to become #1 most viral video*
Cool Kid: *fucking proceeds to
break reality and teleports behind you*
You: *you know what happens now :)*