Holy shit Carl is every guys dream life. Smoking hot girl friend in season 6 is rich and owns his own house at the age of fucking 15. Hes truly a GOD to many
Guy 1: You know the kid named carl Gallagher from 2119 Wallace street
Guy 2: Hell ya hes a bad ass
Guy 1: Dude he just f***** your girl friend Guy 2: shit...
When we speak of Carl we are only talking about the one from the America shameless because the British shameless looks worse then diarrhoea. Carl is defined as a hot mother fucker that any person in the bright mind would fuck and love. He also thinks about sex 70 000 times a day is a white boy but that's okay. If you do not like Carl you immediately get the death penalty, so don't be a ratatouille and love Carl you dumb bitches.
Chad: Carl Gallagher is so fucken hot
Karen: no he's not you weirdo
*banging on the door*
Police: POLICE, OPEN UP!!!
*Karen opens the door*
Karen: yes officers...?
Police: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING IN LOVE WITH SEXY WHITE BOY CARL!!!
Karen: *sobbing* I'm so sorry officers I swear I will take it back!!!Please Please let me go!!!
Police: WHATS SAID HAS BEEN SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK RATATOULLIE!!!!
*police take Karen to station where they put her in a cell and light it on fire where she burns to death*
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.