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cargo slut 

An old cargo vehicle, usually at least a bit battered or streight up damaged but still mechanically sound enough to be used. Usually looks very bad and most people associate it with mischievous activities when spotting it on the road.
Example #1

Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"

Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"

Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."

Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."

Example #2

Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."

Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."
cargo slut by TTK-Y66 September 17, 2023
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004