cargo slut
An old cargo vehicle, usually at least a bit battered or streight up damaged but still mechanically sound enough to be used. Usually looks very bad and most people associate it with mischievous activities when spotting it on the road.
Example #1
Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"
Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"
Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."
Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."
Example #2
Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."
Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."
Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"
Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"
Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."
Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."
Example #2
Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."
Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."
cargo slut by TTK-Y66 September 17, 2023
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