card whore 

a person, primarily a woman, that is usually prude that sends everyone cards for birthdays or other ocassions. this woman usually has very large breasts.

"dude that girl says she doesnt want to bone but she keeps sending me cards every holiday"

"haha thats funny she sends me cards to"

"she must be a card whore!!"

card whore by ssjumper89 November 19, 2009

card whore 

1. A player in rummy who picks up the discard pile to prevent another player from picking up a certain card, in particular, the card they needed to finish a set or run.

2. The player who has control in the game hearts.

3. Anyone who knows all the rules to several card games.

"Man! I was going to pick up that 7 if Jeff wasn't such a card whore!"

card whore by aSyntaxError April 2, 2009

Whore Card 

When you have sex. Each time you have sex, you renew your whore card.

Nicole: Amber, when did you last renew your whore card?

Amber: Last night when I fucked Antoine.

Whore Card by Nicoliooooooooooo October 6, 2011

Carwhore 

This is a person so desperate to have a vehicle but they will do anything to get a hold of one even sell their own soul. Or they will do anything to get a car for somebody else in order to keep a hold of them.

Bob is such a carwhore he slept with his best friend's wife just to be able to use her vehicle

Carwhore by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020

Carbwhore 

An overly obese person who consumes so many carbs that when they wear a bathing suit it dissapears under their folds of fat, commonly on women, but in some cases, can be seen with men. Their diet consists of everything they can get there fat pugy fingers on. Mainly their entire fridge. Super markets love themcause their constantly restocking their almost always empty fridges.

You can feel one coming up the street because of the miniature tremmors felt underfoot, and is almost a sure sign one is coming.

If its to late to get out of the way, you will be caught in the jelly rolls, and never seen again

OMG when jina put her bathing suit on it dissapeared!

1.Do you hear the ground shaking?

2.Yes we have to get out of here a carbwhore is coming!

Carbwhore by Malant May 9, 2009