Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

cartooned 

Getting hurt in a manner Reminiscent of classic cartoons

Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a

2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face

his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off

cartooned by Tonythetiler May 20, 2018

Al Caponed 

To get owned in style

He got Al caponed by my grenade...

Al Caponed by Goat23535 September 27, 2005

Al Caponed 

To get owned or pwned with a sense of Italian flare.

Dumbass 1: Can I have some of your tots?
Dumbass 2: No, but what an dumbass you are for asking..you should have just grabbed them, like I did with your sister yesterday.
Dumbass 3: You just got Al Caponed.

Al Caponed by Victorious yet again December 18, 2005

Caption 

A word that describes an overall meaning to a theme or idea.

That caption tells it all!

Caption by Jeffery ordinal June 11, 2016

captained

to add Captain Morgan to something

Rob: "I just captained my coffee"
Joe: "Nice!, I wish I had captained my coffee"

captained by rumforestrum May 22, 2011