Big Sam Captain Man 

Often used to describe some boady like a sexual godess

"Did you see that girl see was a Big Sam Captain Man"

Big Sam Captain Man by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

Captain Vagina Man 

The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin

Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!

Captain Vagina Man by Wedge12345 November 22, 2021

Captain Manguy 

A superhero masked in shadows, lightening, and the fantastic aroma of vanilla. Often used to refer to manly figures such as Batman.

Frank West has covered wars ya'know. He's incredibly Captain Manguy.

Captain Manguy by Slab Bulkhead February 8, 2010

Captainmarvelsonlywife 

She is the most amazing mutals ever she is funny, nice and pretty cool if you ask me. Beware she might try to scam you into buying her a Melanie Martinez bracelet

Me: I love you
Captainmarvelsonlywife : I hate you

Captainmarvelsonlywife by Alex.mart88 July 15, 2021

captainbang

To have sexual intercourse.

*never plural...aka captain banged...always captain bang

"Last night we captain bang!"

captainbang by Slam and Megan August 15, 2005

CaptainBango_

Better than 1Bitjuju

CaptainBango_ Is better that 1Bitjuju, because she is more creative, funny and is smarter than 1BitJuju will ever hope to be.

CaptainBango_ by bang0 November 24, 2021

CaptainMink 

The best Minecraft player ever and always successes in everything

This guy killed everyone in this bed wars match, must be a CaptainMink

CaptainMink by Dr. QWERTY February 14, 2022