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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022
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I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.
by mr potter March 11, 2010
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