canned potato homie Share definition Flag Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back. canned potato homie by Quiefmister January 21, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the canned potato homie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch