candy crane
"dude i candy craned that girl jen from that all girls school, she kinda looks like a turtle with big boobs!"
candy crane by ilovetopoop March 30, 2009
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New England Candy cane
When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
New England Candy cane by lars lando calrizzian July 31, 2011
candy cane
When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
candy cane by stoner 511 February 13, 2010
candy cane child
candy cane child by tiny terror January 7, 2004
Candy Cane Syndrome
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
Candy Cane Syndrome by Dr. Punarankatash December 11, 2010
candy cane challenge
Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.
candy cane challenge by HowLowBTieName December 13, 2019
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