The Candle

1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle

Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...

Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!

Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.

by Lotus69 April 17, 2014

candle

A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.

Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it

by ihunt4bieber January 22, 2010

candling

to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger.

Brian Kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a vagina this saturday night. Brian Kennedy was unsucessful while candling Jessica.

by Kevin Bradord July 30, 2006

Candle

A smelly 10 cent piece of wax that you can burn that females buy for $20. Once used for light before electricity and the lightbulb.

Should I buy the $15 peach raspberry candle or the $25 holiday sampler?

by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016

candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.

Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!

by St. Clare's January 2, 2006

candle

a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle

Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"

by Brizzy Izzy July 26, 2011

candle

Another word for a tampon.

Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking pads...cheap losers.*

by azclawson July 19, 2010