candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

by David KBear November 17, 2010

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021