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candle jack 

Candle Jack, a supernatural villain who abducts anyone who says his name aloud. He is a character from the cult favorite cartoon show, "Freakazoid!".
"Candle who?"

"Candle Jack!"

*Candle Jack appeares and ties them up with rope.*
candle jack by Viral January 4, 2006

candle jack 

1) The spooky man who takes away people who say his name. 2) Rayne's homeboy.
1) Jim: "Don't say Candle Jack! He'll come take you away!"
John: "But you just said Candle Jack!"
Jim: "Uh oh.."
CJ: "Hello, boys!"

2) Rayne: "It's Candle Jack! Let's have some tea and pie!"
CJ: "Okay!"
candle jack by Rayne Tempura September 19, 2008

Candlejack 

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo
If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn
Candlejack by miji March 22, 2007

Candlejack 

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.
Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

Candlejack 

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.
Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

Candlejack 

A retarded forced meme. I mean, who seriously thinks this is fu
OMG, GUIS I HEARD IF U SAY CANDLEJACK YOU GET KIDNA
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