A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.
The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.
by koi-boy November 24, 2011
(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.
At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."
Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."
Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"
by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022
Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.
Can also be used as a random insult.
Can also be used as a random insult.
by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018
When to bisexual men want to guava but one of them has a cavity up his anus. A semi painful gunga up the whole of buts.
by Fronky September 1, 2019
by Clara-Imogen November 10, 2019
The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.
Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"
Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"
Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."
Steve "Dude...."
Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"
Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."
Steve "Dude...."
by Mindless TV May 17, 2018
Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.
by jellyjamba October 10, 2019