Canadian Surprise
Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.
Canadian Surprise by Discordmom December 11, 2019
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Canadian Surprise
A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
Canadian Surprise by Wurzzag September 2, 2021
canadian surprise
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
canadian surprise by phatflyguy December 19, 2013
Canadian surprise
When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Canadian surprise by simpmanager May 28, 2022
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