2 definitions by phatflyguy

canadian surprise

Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees

That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.

by phatflyguy December 19, 2013

dammit timothy

When your buddies son Timothy breaks your cars center console causing you to practically fall over or spill your coffee every time you touch it you elicit a Dammit Timothy.

Anything that is kind of irritating but not super irritating you can elicit a Dammit Timothy. Examples: spill your coffee, trip over a tree root, etc.

by phatflyguy December 19, 2013