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poo camel 

1. (noun) a person who can go several days to a week between evacuating feces at which time the evacuation is often forceful, voluminous and time consuming. The resultant evacuation typically fills the toilet bowl and requires more than one flush if it can be flushed at all.
"Dude, did you see the toilet in the bathroom? Bill just used it and filled it with shit...He's such a poo camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"
poo camel by Blaze It Up! April 15, 2008

poop camel 

One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.
Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!
poop camel by Brunzie December 16, 2008

poop camel 

A woman is a poop camel. They seem to poop far less than men do. No one seems to know where and when a woman poops. Men however seem to go at least once every 1-2 days.And multi task while doing so... play a PSP,talk on the phone, use a lap top. There for woman are poop camels. They seem to poop about once a month or so and are very discreet when doing so.
My girlfriend is a poop camel. I never when know she poops.
poop camel by derek9453 January 24, 2010

not my pool not my camels 

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers
“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels