Calm yourself

Telling a specific person or group to calm down or chill out.

Person 1 - "Oh my god! I just failed my math test!"
Person 2 - "Bitch, calm yourself!"

Calm yourself by Ron L.. October 10, 2006

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Calm Yourself

"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.

Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?

Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"

Calm Yourself by BOWERS--- June 3, 2010

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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

National Calm Yourself Day by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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