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calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."
Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!
by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016
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