Calhoon

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006

Calhoon Backdoor

To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.

He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.

by Starbucker September 27, 2005

Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

Cold cut calhoon

After you have sexual relations with a undesirable woman you smack her in the face with a piece of bologna and run away

Bro after i sobered up and i realized she was ugly. I got my nut and gave her the ol cold cut calhoon and got the hell out of there

by Sprunkle king January 30, 2017

Barney Calhoun

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.

Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010

Calhones

Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.

Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?

by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016

Cahoonas

Cahoonas is the English derivative of ''cojones'' used in US and British slang to denote “boldness, manliness and courage” and popularised by iconic films such as Pulp Fiction and British male underwear brand Cahoonas.

You'll need a huge pair of Cahoonas to go 3 rounds in the ring with that nutter.

by ideasgarden April 28, 2013