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caleb ratman griffin 

A peice of white shit lowlife that can’t take the misdemeanor charges that he copped by being a full fledged idiot,so he snitched to avoid a couple days in jail, he thinks he is slick but the victims of his bitch snitchery know what he is doing the whole time, they just want an excuse to call rat patrol and turn him into a walking laughing stalk of his town and A sad pathetic worm of a hollow shell of the person he used to be
Eww do you see that weirdo over there on a sick one? thats Caleb ratman Griffin, aka our own little labRat if he try’s to get drugs from anyone let me and the patrol know, and we will give ya some ghastly shit and whatch the dumb fuck shoot it up and freak out while his mind melts,”sounds coo something about him makes me want to impart some fucking evil to this world, and why the fuck is he walking like that, and that weird look on his face, and those opie dead eyes they are kinda freaking me the fuck out, and I’m into some freaky evil shit I think Wormy McRatman would suit him better”,ehh idk we will come up with something we have plenty of time.for new names”, yea yea, but do you ever feel bad for this shit, I mean he doesn’t live on the streets, his family has to deal with his ass, at this point we’re just kinda fucking them over,”your thinking to much man, less thinking and more poison hotshots!”
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004