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calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth
Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
calculus II by eudoxes March 19, 2007
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Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.
Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.
Calculus II by partyrockstar222 August 16, 2021

Calculus III 

Surprisingly easier than calculus 2. Oh, and it involves 3-D Calculus. Total Content includes Vectors, multiple integrals, lagrange multipliers, etc.
Student 1: "I'm taking Calculus III this semester."
Student 2: "Dude, you're fucked.
Student 1: "Actually I heard it is not that bad, what are you taking?
Student 2: "Calculus II."
Student 1: "I'll try to make it to your funeral."
Calculus III by MooMooMooIAmACow December 9, 2017
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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