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Jolly but dimwitted fat person, normally a bit larger than life in attitude and size.
But behind the attitude there is a sad depressed and lonely person using eating cake to make them feel loved, happy and no so alone.
I like her but she seems a bit cakie.
Cakie by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021
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Cakie • Cakie Butt • Cakied • cakiee_ • cakier • caky • cake • Cake Eaters • caked • cake boy
A cakie is a small creature made entirly of cake, mainly found lurking around buffets after midnight.

Do not approach the Cakie, they will attack with great force, using their cake like minions!!
"Oh dear god that cakie is eating your face!"

"I know, tis a terrible affliction"

"Run!! Run for the hills!!"

"Ok."
Cakie by Katie "smelly" Bobilos June 21, 2006
A cookie made from cake mix, eggs, and cooking oil.
Chocolate cakies taste good and are easy to eat because they're like cookies. I ate them all.
Cakie by General Sapo March 19, 2008
A Cakie is anyone who supports Master Cake in the struggle against Big Pie.
Don't trust that guy, I heard he's a Cakie!
Cakie by Shenlung February 15, 2019

Cakie Butt

a fatty, badonkadonk, fat ass, booty, etc...
"the united states gymnastics team all have cakie butts"
Cakie Butt by Cy Capron October 10, 2009

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010
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