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Jolly but dimwitted fat person, normally a bit larger than life in attitude and size.
But behind the attitude there is a sad depressed and lonely person using eating cake to make them feel loved, happy and no so alone.
I like her but she seems a bit cakie.
by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021
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A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket
Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man
by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021
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