cak attack

angrier and more ferocious version of a cock slap. generally causes more damage.

guy: bitch don't make me cak attack yo face!
girl: wut
guy: *cak attacks*
girl: oh damn, you took my eye out!

by mynoduesp suomynonna August 9, 2009

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.

Kim was cak attacked.

by The Finch February 27, 2004

CAPATTACK

A capattack is when you accidentally leave your caps-lock button on and type something. Usually in Chat/IRC/IM etc.

Kevin: What is the key to minimize all windows?
Brandon: IT IS WINDOWS KEY + M OR WINDOWS KEY + D
Brandon: whoh capattack sry!
Kevin: lol

by mupu June 12, 2008

Catattack

A HEART ATTACK CAUSED BY CAT EXCITEMENT

YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME HAVE A CAT HEART ATTACK
CATATTACK

by catattack May 16, 2013

cackattack

an exclamation, expressing frustration or anger

man:your arm just fell off.
woman:cackattack!

by Brian Godfrey July 21, 2004