caibs 

a fucken mad cunt

oi that caibs kid is a fucken maaaaaad cunt.

caibs by caibsta April 21, 2004

Cognizant Carbs 

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

Cognizant Carbs by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

chibson 

A Chinese made copy of a Gibson guitar, hence the name "Chibson" (Chinese-Chi and Gibson-bson)

You can find "Chibsons" online for $300

chibson by Backspace December 15, 2012

Cribs Fridge 

A refrigerator that is stocked to the maximum with all types of delicious goodies and fresh food. May include beer, steaks, deli meat, milk, purple drink, fresh fruit, gourmet cheeses, every possible condiment, champagne, frozen pizzas, Capri Suns, cookie dough, and salsa.

However, be warned that a Cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.

Ted ::opens fridge and face lights up with a myriad of colors::

Ted: "Daaaaamn dude, you got a Cribs Fridge up in here!"

Dave: "Yeah, I got paid yesterday and I went and spent $200 at the g-store... and no, you can't have anything."

Cribs Fridge by BA2theMAX May 18, 2008

craibs

A fusion of aids and cancer.

That guy is so stupid man!

Ya, he got Craibs in his head.

craibs by dernst38 December 7, 2015

O'Cainspringsome 

The three-headed monster consisting of Virginia Tech QB coach Mike O'Cain, offensive coordinator Bryan Stinespring, and O-line coach Curt Newsome. Together they combine into a drastically-underachieving force to continue to make Hokies football decline.

Logan Thomas' success last season was soon forgotten, as O'Cainspringsome's playcalling in 2012 left him underutilized, underprotected, and left out to dry, requiring him to return for a senior season to put him higher on the draft boards.

O'Cainspringsome by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Caius 

A really cool person who is so generous and sweet. He’s so funny and will always make you laugh. Plus his dancing is amazing. Never ever let go of a Caius because he is a such a meaningful person and will be there for you no matter what. Watch out for his roasting tho it’s not the best lol

you’re such a Caius

Caius by Cassady December 30, 2018