cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

cactus horn by Experto May 19, 2011

Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

Horny Cactus by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018