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cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.
Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."
by Experto May 19, 2011
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Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.
by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018
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