cactus cunt
cactus cunt by colin nordheim January 24, 2006
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Cactus Cunt
Cactus Cunt by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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Cactus cunt
The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.
Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.
Dave: that's rough bro.
Cactus cunt by Plebeian July 8, 2017
cactus cunt
A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy
She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt
cactus cunt by chops82 December 29, 2014
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