cactus cooter 

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

cactus cooter by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

cactus cooler 

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.

Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?

cactus cooler by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008

Cactus cooler 

Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)

Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?

Person 2: get me a cactus cooler

Person 1: aight

Cactus cooler by Chemble June 12, 2011